Also, my hair is long enough that I can toss it around all pop-princess style while I listen to "Stuck" by Stacie Orrico and "Boys" by Britney Spears. (I did NOT admit to listening to Britney Spears. I could. Hypothetically. Toss my hair to her.)
It's just above my shoulders, and it's promising to grow.
Watch out, world. I am your next pop princess. Beware, for my body and voice are both a disappointment, but my hair will blow your mind.